June Cleaver

- Cleaned the apartment, including vacuum- and Windex-ing
- Went grocery shopping
- Did laundry, washing, folding AND putting it away
- Brewed ice tea
- Baked cookies
- Made frozen pizza for dinner (what?)

How disgustingly domestic. I better go eat a Big Mac while not wearing pants in my front yard while yelling at those damn kids to get off my lawn.

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