Monday, May 07, 2007

June Cleaver

- Cleaned the apartment, including vacuum- and Windex-ing
- Went grocery shopping
- Did laundry, washing, folding AND putting it away
- Brewed ice tea
- Baked cookies
- Made frozen pizza for dinner (what?)

How disgustingly domestic. I better go eat a Big Mac while not wearing pants in my front yard while yelling at those damn kids to get off my lawn.

Wednesday, May 02, 2007

closed

Please take your problems with your roomate, boyfriend, girlfriend, husband, wife, job, boss, coworker, salary, apartment, landlord, neighbors, weight, cat, dog, mother, father, brother, sister, wedding, divorce, engagment, car, subway, bus...



...somewhere else. I'm closed for business for awhile.