Mmmmm memo

To: Baskin-Robbins
cc: IHOP, Jamba Juice,

Please consider renaming some of your more popular items. While ordering "Truffle in Paradise", "Rooty Tooty Fresh n' Fruity", or "Berry Lime Sublime" is certainly more "fun" than asking for chocolate ice cream, pancakes and fruit or a smoothie, it does lead to a certain loss of pride when the scooper doesn't speak English well enough to tell the difference between the flavors, thus leading the customer into doing an ice cream pantomime pointing dance while yelling "No! Not Perfectly Peach, I want Maui Brownie Madness! Madness! Maaaaaaaaaadness!!

I await your prompt attention in this matter.

Very truly yours,
The girl that just wanted chocolate ice cream with some damn rainbow sprinkles.