Yeouch

A little tip from me to you:

When you wear your cute new red pointy-toe flats out for the first time, even though it's oddly warm for November, wear socks. Because when the stiff leather rubs the crap out of your heels, resulting in blisters and raw, red flesh, later on that night, when you take a shower to get the subyway/bar-ness off of you, you're going to swear your shower is broken and is spraying not water, but a nice mix of acid and lemon juice on your feet and holy FUCK does it hurt.

So don't do what Donny Don't did.