If you're going to rebel, refusing to order by tall, grande or venti isn't the way to do it. Oh sure, you're a badass for demanding a medium, but at the end of your coupe, you're still at Starbucks in Gap jeans, wearing Keds, drinking a triple-shot soy vanilla caramel macchiato with extra whipped cream. Doesn't exactly go with raging against the machine.
The revolution WILL be caffeinated.
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